I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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