I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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