I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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