What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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