i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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