I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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