Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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