Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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