Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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