even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Randomize
