Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
