: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just puked most of my soul out..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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