That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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