I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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