kristin has been a bad kristin
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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