What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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