You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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