i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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