Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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