So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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