It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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