I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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