Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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