Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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