you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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