Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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