Define "chronic" masturbator.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
nutella sex= disaster
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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