Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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