I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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