If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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