I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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