dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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