You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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