I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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