hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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