I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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