You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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