Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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