genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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