That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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