i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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