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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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