We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Terrible idea I love it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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