I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I CAN MOONWALK!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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