you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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