let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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