JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize