I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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