I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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