i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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