We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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