Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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