Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My feet surprised me
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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