How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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